100 Word #5

I am crazy!

I was so crossed that I killed my boyfriend then I said “Bwa
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100 Word #4

Thief

One day I was walking my dog down a street then there was a dude and then he killed me

then the cops came the next day then a cop looked in my pocket and he said "…empty. What a surprise!…

he was arrested of being the killer because he had blood on him and he said it was ketchup from breakfast but

he actually killed me he went to prison and swore vengeance on my family but my family was out of town.
So he ran all the way across the world he died because he sucks.

100 Word #3

The red ladder killer

At home I saw that are heater was busted so I called a handyman. He came the very next day and he brought a red ladder. When I turned to my wife she said “LOOK OUT!” Then he said “Someone gonna get beat!” Then he jabbed the ladder at me and my wife And he stole my money and he put the coins in his pocket and it was sinking like a foot in pavement. Me and my wife both said “The worst thing about this is that we didn’t even get our heater fixed”. “Oh No.”

100 Word

The Curse Of The Evil Teddy

Today at night I worked a 19 hour shift. When I was coming back home I remembered it was my
daughter Amy's birthday. Then I heard someone in a dark alley. I came closer to the alley. He
said “hey bud you want a teddy bear for free?” I said “yes.” “but why?” He said “because it’s cursed.”
But I didn’t listen so I took it and I ran home. At dinner I gave the teddy to Amy. She loved it then
then next day I found her dead on the ground. Oh no!

100 Word #2

The Vinegar Killer

One night I saw a kid on the streets, and he looked hurt, so I walked over to him. I asked where do you live he said down the alley. I lifted him up and walked with him. While we were walking he yelled "OW"! so I put him down. Then I started to call the police and then he said " the vinegar is to sharp". Then I started to turn around then he stabbed me down my throat and the knife tasted like vinegar. Then, I remembered he was THE VINEGAR KILLER. "Good Bye Cruel World".